While at work at Kumon yesterday, this young boy, probably 5, comes up to hand in his classwork for me to mark. His sister whispers to him, trying to get him to put his Progress Book and work in the blue tray below the green tray. It's like an In box and Out box.
Later, his teacher comes up to him, and says, "I told you to put your work in the blue tray, not to give it to the teacher..."
Great, I'm a blue tray.
My marking partner burst out laughing.
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Even though it is an act of conscious conceitedness.
I'm a blue tray.
Friday, July 16, 2010 / 1:54 AM
While at work at Kumon yesterday, this young boy, probably 5, comes up to hand in his classwork for me to mark. His sister whispers to him, trying to get him to put his Progress Book and work in the blue tray below the green tray. It's like an In box and Out box.
Later, his teacher comes up to him, and says, "I told you to put your work in the blue tray, not to give it to the teacher..."
Great, I'm a blue tray.
My marking partner burst out laughing.
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But only if you must.
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suddenly i'm famous and people know my name
*SUPER NERDCHITECT, AWAY!
No magic or super powers, just needs loads of cash, a plane, some blood, and a pinch of luck.
I'm actually a really sweet person. No, really. I dig Tim Tam's, except when I have a sore throat.
I also swear by rambutans and white wine being the ultimate after-dinner combination of bitter and sweet.
Love to hang out, but don't do it enough. Detests clubs for their funny smell and awful base-banging.
Is thinking I am generally untalented, but has the attitude to make up for it.
-I want a British telephone booth in my home!
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On your first date, never, ever, say 'smurf penis'.
Even though that blue horn on the wall looks like one.
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you count down ten to one because when on zero you can smile
Because desire is full of endless distances
or just a click away.
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down the beaten track, along the river with an empty bank
