Sometimes, to love your children, you must allow them to hate you.
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Even though it is an act of conscious conceitedness.
Happy Father's Day
Saturday, June 19, 2010 / 11:04 PM
Sometimes, to love your children, you must allow them to hate you.
Oh do a background check
But only if you must.
biography
suddenly i'm famous and people know my name
*SUPER NERDCHITECT, AWAY!
No magic or super powers, just needs loads of cash, a plane, some blood, and a pinch of luck.
I'm actually a really sweet person. No, really. I dig Tim Tam's, except when I have a sore throat.
I also swear by rambutans and white wine being the ultimate after-dinner combination of bitter and sweet.
Love to hang out, but don't do it enough. Detests clubs for their funny smell and awful base-banging.
Is thinking I am generally untalented, but has the attitude to make up for it.
-I want a British telephone booth in my home!
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On your first date, never, ever, say 'smurf penis'.
Even though that blue horn on the wall looks like one.
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you count down ten to one because when on zero you can smile
Because desire is full of endless distances
or just a click away.
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down the beaten track, along the river with an empty bank
