Yesterday, I saw a teenager dressed as a devil jump out to try and scare a kid dressed as a priest. Without skipping a beat, the priest smacked the devil with his bible, then chased him around screaming, "The power of Christ compels you!" MLIA

Yesterday, I saw a teenager dressed as a devil jump out to try and scare a kid dressed as a priest. Without skipping a beat, the priest smacked the devil with his bible, then chased him around screaming, "The power of Christ compels you!" MLIA

Oh do a background check
But only if you must.

biography

suddenly i'm famous and people know my name

*SUPER NERDCHITECT, AWAY!
No magic or super powers, just needs loads of cash, a plane, some blood, and a pinch of luck.

I'm actually a really sweet person. No, really. I dig Tim Tam's, except when I have a sore throat. I also swear by rambutans and white wine being the ultimate after-dinner combination of bitter and sweet. Love to hang out, but don't do it enough. Detests clubs for their funny smell and awful base-banging. Is thinking I am generally untalented, but has the attitude to make up for it.
-I want a British telephone booth in my home!
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On your first date, never, ever, say 'smurf penis'.
Even though that blue horn on the wall looks like one.

comments

you count down ten to one because when on zero you can smile

Because desire is full of endless distances
or just a click away.

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down the beaten track, along the river with an empty bank

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