It is one of those days
When I don't feel like doing much
But sit in front of the computer
Stoning
When I logged into Facebook
I decided to try
A quiz with the title
How big is your package?
[boys]
Then I realised, I could not
Because knowing not
What was 'wank'
Or how often my penis pops out
of my underwear
I have no idea how long it would take
For me to cum
5 secs, 20 mins, or 4 days
The only one I did know,
Was how many times a day
Meat I ate...
And then I realised
that I cannot be a guy.
I blog
Even though it is an act of conscious conceitedness.
I cannot be a guy
Friday, October 16, 2009 / 1:23 PM
It is one of those days
When I don't feel like doing much
But sit in front of the computer
Stoning
When I logged into Facebook
I decided to try
A quiz with the title
How big is your package?
[boys]
Then I realised, I could not
Because knowing not
What was 'wank'
Or how often my penis pops out
of my underwear
I have no idea how long it would take
For me to cum
5 secs, 20 mins, or 4 days
The only one I did know,
Was how many times a day
Meat I ate...
And then I realised
that I cannot be a guy.
Oh do a background check
But only if you must.
biography
suddenly i'm famous and people know my name
*SUPER NERDCHITECT, AWAY!
No magic or super powers, just needs loads of cash, a plane, some blood, and a pinch of luck.
I'm actually a really sweet person. No, really. I dig Tim Tam's, except when I have a sore throat.
I also swear by rambutans and white wine being the ultimate after-dinner combination of bitter and sweet.
Love to hang out, but don't do it enough. Detests clubs for their funny smell and awful base-banging.
Is thinking I am generally untalented, but has the attitude to make up for it.
-I want a British telephone booth in my home!
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On your first date, never, ever, say 'smurf penis'.
Even though that blue horn on the wall looks like one.
comments
you count down ten to one because when on zero you can smile
Because desire is full of endless distances
or just a click away.
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down the beaten track, along the river with an empty bank
